100% Mountain Water from the Alps Murder your thirst. Liquid Death Can

STRAIGHT FROM

MOUNTAIN TO CAN.

Most major bottled water brands are actually just processed municipal tap water. Liquid Death comes from an underground mountain spring deep below a few hundred feet of stone. The water is tapped right from the spring into our bottler where it goes directly into air-tight cans after a fancy purification process that 100% maintains the original mineral profile of the water. And these natural minerals (aka electrolytes) aren’t just good for your body, they will decapitate your thirst. Instantly.

PH: 7.6+

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We donate 5 cents from every can sold to help clean up plastic pollution. Learn More

The average aluminum can contains over 70% recycled material, the average plastic bottle contains only 3%.

Aluminum is infinitely recyclable. Plastic is not. In fact, plastic is not even technically recyclable anymore because it is no longer profitable to recycle. Why? Because recycled plastic is such low quality it can’t be used to make new bottles. So there’s no market for buying shitty plastic waste. And it costs too much to sort and process. The US used to ship all of our “recycled” plastic by the boatload to China, but now they’ve told us to fuck off and that they don’t want our plastic trash anymore. So most recycling facilities now send plastic to landfills because they would go out of business trying to recycle it. Environmental economists now say it is actually better for the planet to simply throw your plastic in the trash so that it requires less trucking to get it to the landfill. Sad shit.

Of all the aluminum produced since 1888, over 75% of it is still in current use.

If plastic production isn’t curbed, plastic pollution will outweigh fish pound for pound by 2050.

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Merch Store

Liquid Death merchandise is now available to our Country Club members who have sold their souls.

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Real reviews from real psychopaths.

"The first time I bought it it was more of an experiment, to see what it was about. So after drinking the first 12 pack I turned right around and order two more 12 packs. It's just good water!" – Sean M.
"A bit over the top. The fact that you have an option to 'sell your soul' is deplorable. Try a new sales pitch that isn't for satan worshippers." – Melissa R.
"So deadly it killed the cancer in my liver. And also me as well. Hell isn't so bad, we have wifi down here." – Anthony F.
"Great product. Great people. Why hasn't water from a can been given to us yet???! It tastes so much better and it stays so much colder... and now I can put my collection of beer koozies to good use! For real give this a shot it's the best water on the market." – Stanley J.

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But how

does it work?

Our proprietary Thirst Murdering™ process begins with Liquid Death forming a rope of veins that will wrap around your Thirst’s head and strangle it. Once Liquid Death reaches your Thirst’s brain, all of your Thirst’s memories will be replaced with repeating loops of its own head imploding. Which is exactly what happens next by it causing your Thirst’s head to implode and its brain to squirt out of its ears.

Once your Thirst has been murdered, the soul of your Thirst will begin to escape and float towards the ceiling. At this point, drink a second sip of Liquid Death to rip its soul back down and force it to begin gluing its own body parts back together so that it can crawl inside you and eventually grow into a fully formed Thirst once again.

Wholesale Pricing

Apply for a Liquid Death wholesale account to get big discounts on bulk orders direct from our site.