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100% Mountain Water from the Alps Murder your thirst. Liquid Death Can

As seen on:

  • Vice
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  • Decibel
  • New Noise
  • BevNet
  • CookingLight

It's just water. In the

same way that a machete

is just a knife. 

• 100% Natural Mountain Water
• Sourced from the Alps
• 8.2 PH (Naturally Alkaline)
• Electrolytes & Minerals
• Ice-Cold Infinitely Recyclable Cans
• Instantly Decapitates Your Thirst

#DeathToPlastic

The average aluminum can contains over 70% recycled material, the average plastic bottle contains only 3%.

Aluminum is infinitely recyclable.

Of all the aluminum produced since 1888, over 75% of it is still in current use.

When plastic bottles are recycled, the recycled plastic is such low quality that it cannot be used to make new bottles. The material is instead sold to China to make cheap carpets and textiles, most of which just end up in landfills.

If plastic production isn’t curbed, plastic pollution will outweigh fish pound for pound by 2050.

But how

does it work?

Our proprietary Thirst Murdering™ process begins with Liquid Death forming a rope of veins that will wrap around your Thirst’s head and strangle it. Once Liquid Death reaches your Thirst’s brain, all of your Thirst’s memories will be replaced with repeating loops of its own head imploding. Which is exactly what happens next by it causing your Thirst’s head to implode and its brain to squirt out of its ears.

Once your Thirst has been murdered, the soul of your Thirst will begin to escape and float towards the ceiling. At this point, drink a second sip of Liquid Death to rip its soul back down and force it to begin gluing its own body parts back together so that it can crawl inside you and eventually grow into a fully formed Thirst once again.

ALWAYS TRUST
THE INTERNET.

Real reviews from real psychopaths.

"Great stuff! I survived it and turned it into piss!" – Michael Lomax
"Can't wait to drown myself in your sweet murder fuel...." – Matt Holland
"So deadly it killed the cancer in my liver...and also me as well.... Hell isn't so bad, we have wifi down here." – Anthony Fairweather
"Great product. Great people. Why hasn't water from a can been given to us yet???! It tastes so much better and it stays so much colder... and now I can put my collection of beer koozies to good use! For real give this a shot it's the best water on the market." – Stanley Jones

Wholesale Pricing

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