WELCOME TO
THE TIME-WASTER 5000

Need to kill some time? Watch every dumb thing we’ve ever made.

BLIND TAZE TEST

We combined a blind taste test
with 50,000 volts of electricity.

MARTHA STEWART’S
DISMEMBERED MOMENTS CANDLE

We partnered with Martha Stewart
to make a life-sized severed hand candle.

WORLD’S MOST FAMOUS WATERBOY

We’re the first brand ever to sign a pro football
hydration assistant to a 1-year, $100,000 contract.

BODY BY BERT

Always dreamed of having a body like Bert Kresicher?
Stream his 10-minute workout video now

THE BLIND TASTE TEST

Which do people prefer: Liquid Death Flavors
or the most expensive beverages on earth?

DON’T F*** THE PLANET

If you won’t listen to scientists, maybe you’ll listen to adult film star Cherie DeVille.

STEVE-O GETS A WATER TATTOO

All the pain of a regular tattoo, none of the permanence!

OUR COMMERCIAL SHOWS KIDS HYDRATING

Crack open an ice-cold tallboy and enjoy our commercial from the Big Game.

USING WITCHCRAFT
TO WIN MONEY

We’re betting $50K on the Big Game and sending a real witch to help us cheat.

WIZ KHALIFA
X LIQUID DEATH

Celebrities like Wiz Khalifa only fill their
glass with the finest water.

THE VEGAN CANNIBAL STEAKHOUSE

100% plant-based, cruelty-free human meat.

INTRODUCING OUR CHIEF SUSTAINABILITY ASSOCIATE

Join The Deep in declaring #DeathToPlastic.

THE HAWK BLOOD DECK

The world’s only skateboard infused with 100% real Tony Hawk!

Dead Till Death

Yes. We actually made a real horror movie.

No Brainer

Protect your head from the undead.

CUTIE POLLUTIES

Own these cute sea animals that have been ravaged by plastic pollution.

Death to Plastic

Keep the underworld beautiful with infinitely recyclable aluminum cans.

GREATEST HATES VOL. 2

Limited-Edition 12-inch vinyl (140 gram)--clear vinyl with opaque blood red swirled in.

KILLER BABY NAMER

Give your baby the edge they need to succeed.