BY LIQUID DEATH
Most astrology products just lie to you about all the good things that will happen to you. But now with new Liquid Death HorrorScopes, you’ll get a 100% accurate look into the horrifying things that lie ahead.
Once a month, we’ll deliver a real, personalized HorrorScope right to your phone. It’s entirely free, except for the crippling knowledge that life is short and meaningless plus standard messaging rates.