Reapersaurus Rex Kids Tee
On a remote island off the coast of Central America, Liquid Death scientists have been at work for years trying to isolate dinosaur DNA found inside mosquitoes trapped in amber for millions of years and then splice it together with DNA from aluminum cans of Liquid Death. We wanted to turn these creatures into a public attraction. But instead they escaped and killed a bunch of staff members. Now they’re on a thirst-murdering, plastic-killing rampage as they try to reclaim the entire earth for themselves. Sorry.