These psychotic cans of iced tea are dead set on using natural agave and B vitamins to savagely murder your thirst and turn its insides into balloon animals to book gigs at children’s birthday parties.

• 30 calories
• 6g of sugar from real agave
• Microdose of 30mg of natural caffeine
• Enhanced with B vitamins
• Infinitely recyclable aluminum cans
• Limited edition art on bottom of each case