100% PLANT-BASED, CRUELTY-FREE HUMAN MEAT.

At the Vegan Cannibal Steakhouse, we believe that human meat is murder. That’s why we only serve you and your family 100% plant-based, cruelty-free human. Now you can enjoy all the human meat you crave, but without anyone getting killed!

Yes, you can actually order our food October 28th if you live in New York or LA.

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