Dead Billionaire (aka Armless Palmer)
MOUNTAIN WATER
MOUNTAIN WATER
FLAVORED SPARKLING
FLAVORED SPARKLING
ICED TEA
ICED TEA
DEATH DUST
DEATH DUST
These psychotic cans of half iced tea, half lemonade are dead set on using natural agave and B vitamins to savagely murder your thirst and turn its insides into balloon animals to book gigs at children’s birthday parties.
- 30 calories
- 6g of sugar from real agave
- Microdose of 30mg of natural caffeine
- Enhanced with B vitamins
- Infinitely recyclable aluminum cans
- Limited edition art on bottom of each case
- May be seen as “Armless Palmer” or “Dead Billionaire”
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