HEY SUGAR JUNKIES!
LISTEN TO THE TOXIC AVENGER
HEY SUGAR JUNKIES!
LISTEN TO THE TOXIC AVENGER
Watch Toxie’s new PSA:
In the entire history of spokespeople,
there has never been anyone more unhealthy
than the guy who fell into a vat of toxic waste.
So, who better to teach you about the dangers
of sugary drinks than Toxie himself?
WATCH THE TOXIC AVENGER TRAILER:
WATCH THE TOXIC AVENGER TRAILER:
SHOP SODA FLAVORED SPARKLING WATER:
SHOP SODA FLAVORED SPARKLING WATER:
KILLER COLA
Soda-Flavored Sparkling Water
10 Calories
SEVERED LIME
Soda-Flavored Sparkling Water
10 Calories
DOCTOR DEATH
Soda-Flavored Sparkling Water
10 Calories
CHERRY OBITUARY
Soda-Flavored Sparkling Water
10 Calories
ROOTBEER WRATH
Soda-Flavored Sparkling Water
10 Calories
SQUEEZED TO DEATH
Soda-Flavored Sparkling Water
10 Calories
MANGO CHAINSAW
Soda-Flavored Sparkling Water
10 Calories
GRAVE FRUIT
Soda-Flavored Sparkling Water
10 Calories