MORE POP. LESS POOP.
MORE POP. LESS POOP.
Drinking fiber is great if you need to go #2. But if you’re just looking for a low-calorie soda with no artificial sweeteners, our soda-flavored sparkling water is something you can drink all day without worrying about sh*tting your pants.


KILLER COLA
Soda-Flavored Sparkling Water
10 Calories


SEVERED LIME
Soda-Flavored Sparkling Water
10 Calories


DOCTOR DEATH
Soda-Flavored Sparkling Water
10 Calories


CHERRY OBITUARY
Soda-Flavored Sparkling Water
10 Calories


ROOTBEER WRATH
Soda-Flavored Sparkling Water
10 Calories


SQUEEZED TO DEATH
Soda-Flavored Sparkling Water
10 Calories


MANGO CHAINSAW
Soda-Flavored Sparkling Water
10 Calories


GRAVE FRUIT
Soda-Flavored Sparkling Water
10 Calories