WELCOME TO THE TIMEWASTER 5000

Need to kill some time?
Watch every dumb thing we've ever made.

WIN A REAL LIQUID DEATH JET

We’re doing something no other beverage company has done in the history of the human race: giving away an actual 2-seater aircraft that goes almost 470 mph.

THE ADVENTURES OF MURDER MAN

When beloved superhero Murder Man discovers that he was transformed into a thirst-murdering
machine by an evil beverage company, he starts to remember his past and face his future.

DECADES OF SODA MARKETING IS ACTUALLY B.S.

We tricked beautiful models into thinking they were auditioning to be in a commercial for a new sugary soda brand.

DEATHMINSTER HEAD SHOW

Liquid Death x Reuzel's Severed Head Pomade is the hair styling choice of champions.

CORPSE PAINT BY LIQUID DEATH x E.L.F.

Get the hottest look that’s all over your feed right now!

RISE FROM THE DEAD WITH DEATH DUST

Zombies are bad. Electrolytes are good.

BIGGEST AD EVER

We didn’t buy an ad in the Big Game.
We’re selling one that’s even bigger.

MANDATORY BEVERAGE OF THE MOTHERWORLD

We are not at all being forced at blaster-point by the Motherworld’s army to bring you this message about Netflix’s Rebel Moon.

CAN YOU SURVIVE MURDER MOUNTAIN?

We made a real Liquid Death Fortnite map, and it’s impossible to survive.

PEOPLE FOR THE ETHICAL TREATMENT OF THE UNDEAD

At Liquid Death, we believe zombies are people too. 

That’s why we’re launching P.E.T.U.

THE CHEST BLASTER BY LIQUID DEATH

Introducing the most advanced hydro-muscular workout device ever!

TOM SEGURA’S RECYCLING GLORY HOLE

There’s nothing more glorious than saving the planet!

ALL-NATURAL STEVE-O VOODOO DOLL

Want to be part of Steve-O’s first supernatural stunt ever? Well now you can!

BETTER THAN BACK SWEAT?
OFFICIAL TASTE TEST

At Liquid Death, we take internet complaints very seriously.

GREATEST HATESVOLUME 3

Introducing Liquid Death’s Greatest Hates, Vol. 3!  Bop to 10 delightful, spiteful tracks featuring lyrics written entirely by real internet haters.

“F**K WHOEVER STARTED THIS” MUSIC VIDEO

Watch the ground-breaking music video for the hit single off Greatest Hates, Vol. 3.

THE RECYCLED PLASTIC
SURGERY CENTER

Introducing a revolutionary new approach
to useless plastic garbage.

ENEMA OF THE STATE
COLLECTIBLE ENEMA KIT

Turn your dreams into reality
just like Travis Barker did.

JALEN GREEN'S
HOOP HEADS

You've never had this much fun with a severed head!

YOUR GRANDMA’S ENERGY DRINK

Don’t be scared. It’s just iced tea.

THE GODMOTHER OF DRUMMING

We signed Dorothea Taylor as an ambassador.
Watch her cover Greatest Hates, Vol. 1.

BLIND TAZE TEST

We combined a blind taste test
with 50,000 volts of electricity.

MARTHA STEWART’S
DISMEMBERED MOMENTS CANDLE

We partnered with Martha Stewart
to make a life-sized severed hand candle.

BODY BY BERT

Always dreamed of having a body like Bert Kresicher?
Stream his 10-minute workout video now

THE BLIND TASTE TEST

Which do people prefer: Liquid Death Flavors
or the most expensive beverages on earth?

DON’T F*** THE PLANET

If you won’t listen to scientists, maybe you’ll listen to adult film star Cherie DeVille.

STEVE-O GETS A WATER TATTOO

All the pain of a regular tattoo, none of the permanence!

OUR COMMERCIAL SHOWS KIDS HYDRATING

Crack open an ice-cold tallboy and enjoy our commercial from the Big Game.

WIZ KHALIFA X LIQUID DEATH

Celebrities like Wiz Khalifa only fill their
glass with the finest water.

INTRODUCING OUR CHIEF SUSTAINABILITY ASSOCIATE

Join The Deep in declaring #DeathToPlastic.

THE HAWK BLOOD DECK

The world’s only skateboard infused with 100% real Tony Hawk!

DEAD TILL DEATH

Yes. We actually made a real horror movie.

DEATH TO PLASTIC

Keep the underworld beautiful with infinitely recyclable aluminum cans.

GREATEST HATES VOL. 2

Limited-Edition 12-inch vinyl (140 gram)--clear vinyl with opaque blood red swirled in.