WELCOME TO THE TIMEWASTER 5000
Need to kill some time?
Watch every dumb thing we've ever made.
THE 2025 WINTER PARTY HOT TUB
‘Tis the season to win the ultimate winter party machine, from Liquid Death x Gopuff.
THE PIT DIAPER
Relieve yourself from the safety of the mosh pit, powered by Depend.
SOAP FOR PSYCHOS
Introducing Dirt Murderer, the first natural soap designed specifically for psychopaths just like you.
BECOME A LIQUID DEATH PRO DRIVER
Just like an actual NASCAR driver, you too will get a paid endorsement contract and drive around in your own car wrapped in logos.
CASKET COOLER BY LIQUID DEATH x YETI
Introducing a life-sized casket for death-sized beverages.
HOT FUDGE SUNDAE SPARKLING WATER
Introducing the first hot fudge sundae you can actually chug, from Liquid Death x Van Leeuwen Ice Cream.
THE GOLF CLUB YOU CAN PEE IN
Love drinking Liquid Death while you golf but hate running to the woods to pee?
Introducing the Liquid Death x Bad Birdie Edition Uroclub.
OZZY SAYS DON’T SNORT DEATH DUST
Take it from a guy who knows a thing or two about bad decisions.
WE'VE FIRED THE DEEP
Although we’re very serious about the dangers of too much sugar in soda, we do not condone his methods.
WIN A REAL LIQUID DEATH JET
We’re doing something no other beverage company has done in the history of the human race: giving away an actual 2-seater aircraft that goes almost 470 mph.
THE ADVENTURES OF MURDER MAN
When beloved superhero Murder Man discovers that he was transformed into a thirst-murdering
machine by an evil beverage company, he starts to remember his past and face his future.
DECADES OF SODA MARKETING IS ACTUALLY B.S.
We tricked beautiful models into thinking they were auditioning to be in a commercial for a new sugary soda brand.
DEATHMINSTER HEAD SHOW
Liquid Death x Reuzel's Severed Head Pomade is the hair styling choice of champions.
CORPSE PAINT BY LIQUID DEATH x E.L.F.
Get the hottest look that’s all over your feed right now!
RISE FROM THE DEAD WITH DEATH DUST
Zombies are bad. Electrolytes are good.
BIGGEST AD EVER
We didn’t buy an ad in the Big Game.
We’re selling one that’s even bigger.
CAN YOU SURVIVE MURDER MOUNTAIN?
We made a real Liquid Death Fortnite map, and it’s impossible to survive.
PEOPLE FOR THE ETHICAL TREATMENT OF THE UNDEAD
At Liquid Death, we believe zombies are people too.
That’s why we’re launching P.E.T.U.
THE CHEST BLASTER BY LIQUID DEATH
Introducing the most advanced hydro-muscular workout device ever!
TOM SEGURA’S RECYCLING GLORY HOLE
There’s nothing more glorious than saving the planet!
ALL-NATURAL STEVE-O VOODOO DOLL
Want to be part of Steve-O’s first supernatural stunt ever? Well now you can!
BETTER THAN BACK SWEAT?
OFFICIAL TASTE TEST
At Liquid Death, we take internet complaints very seriously.
GREATEST HATESVOLUME 3
Introducing Liquid Death’s Greatest Hates, Vol. 3! Bop to 10 delightful, spiteful tracks featuring lyrics written entirely by real internet haters.
“F**K WHOEVER STARTED THIS” MUSIC VIDEO
Watch the ground-breaking music video for the hit single off Greatest Hates, Vol. 3.
THE RECYCLED PLASTIC
SURGERY CENTER
Introducing a revolutionary new approach
to useless plastic garbage.
ENEMA OF THE STATE
COLLECTIBLE ENEMA KIT
Turn your dreams into reality
just like Travis Barker did.
JALEN GREEN'S
HOOP HEADS
You've never had this much fun with a severed head!
YOUR GRANDMA’S ENERGY DRINK
Don’t be scared. It’s just iced tea.
THE GODMOTHER OF DRUMMING
We signed Dorothea Taylor as an ambassador.
Watch her cover Greatest Hates, Vol. 1.
BLIND TAZE TEST
We combined a blind taste test
with 50,000 volts of electricity.
MARTHA STEWART’S
DISMEMBERED MOMENTS CANDLE
We partnered with Martha Stewart
to make a life-sized severed hand candle.
BODY BY BERT
Always dreamed of having a body like Bert Kresicher?
Stream his 10-minute workout video now
THE BLIND TASTE TEST
Which do people prefer: Liquid Death Flavors
or the most expensive beverages on earth?
DON’T F*** THE PLANET
If you won’t listen to scientists, maybe you’ll listen to adult film star Cherie DeVille.
STEVE-O GETS A WATER TATTOO
All the pain of a regular tattoo, none of the permanence!
OUR COMMERCIAL SHOWS KIDS HYDRATING
Crack open an ice-cold tallboy and enjoy our commercial from the Big Game.
WIZ KHALIFA X LIQUID DEATH
Celebrities like Wiz Khalifa only fill their
glass with the finest water.
INTRODUCING OUR CHIEF SUSTAINABILITY ASSOCIATE
Join The Deep in declaring #DeathToPlastic.
THE HAWK BLOOD DECK
The world’s only skateboard infused with 100% real Tony Hawk!
DEAD TILL DEATH
Yes. We actually made a real horror movie.
DEATH TO PLASTIC
Keep the underworld beautiful with infinitely recyclable aluminum cans.
GREATEST HATES VOL. 2
Limited-Edition 12-inch vinyl (140 gram)--clear vinyl with opaque blood red swirled in.