The Flasket
$101.00
Finally, you can drink straight from a casket. For centuries, the idea of drinking from a casket seemed like only a dream. In the late 18th century, Sir Killington Von Murderberg invented a very long straw with a drill bit attached that allowed people to merely sip from caskets but not actually guzzle. That’s why we’re proud to announce that after years of R&D in our Advanced Coffin Development Team, we’re launching the Flasket. Which is a play on words combining “Flask” and “Casket.”
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