Unsexy Thirst Murderer Costume

Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 45 reviews
45 Opinions from Randos
Regular price
$75.00
Sale price
$75.00
  • S/M
  • L/XL
Description

Looking like a thirst-murdering psychopath couldn’t be easier. After 2,364 messages from people wanting us to make a Thirst Murderer Halloween costume, it’s finally here.

Details
  • Costume contains: Headpiece, bodysuit, wrist cuffs, belt, and boot cover
  • Battle axe NOT included
  • Fabric: 100% Polyester with foam filled muscles
  • Size S/M: chest circumference 38-40", waist circumference 35-37", inseam 29"
  • Size L/XL: chest circumference: 40-42", waist circumference 38-40", inseam 30"

Opinions from Randos

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Reviewed by Adam John m.
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Rated 5 out of 5

Great quality

Its fantastic, whats not to love about t it

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Reviewed by luca D.
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Rated 5 out of 5

Thirst murderer

With this costume I am able to murder thirsts and scare small kids. Win-win!

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Reviewed by Michael C.
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Rated 5 out of 5

I’m not sure why it’s called “unsexy” I get all the chicks when I wear it.

I think I’ll wear it to the club most nights.

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Reviewed by Madeline
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Rated 5 out of 5

Unsexy Halloween!

Tired of feeling like an absolute smoke show on Halloween? Look no further! The Unsexy Thirst Murderer Costume is perfect to make you feel Unsexy for once! 11/10

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Reviewed by Maddie
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Rated 5 out of 5

Murdered Halloween

This year I got to feel so Unsexy in my Unsexy Thirst Murderer Costume! Tired of looking like a total smoke show for Halloween?! Look no further!

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