There have been reports of a group of deranged deer lurking around the local mountains, doing all sorts of unspeakable things. They’ve been spotted flaying hunters alive to make leather from their skin, dropping out of trees onto unsuspecting hikers, mounting human heads on branches, and even dragging campers down into their dens and forcing them to perform puppet shows for their deer-children using puppets made from other dead campers. The good news is that there is one known repellant: the limited edition tee, designed by deranged animal expert, Will Carsola.