Liquid Death Thirst Massacre Poster (Limited Edition)

Limited-Edition "Thirst Massacre" Poster (250 prints) 14x24 //
Designed by Steelberg

Nothing can prepare your thirst for the horror of Liquid Death Mountain Water.⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣

When a group of teenagers set off into the mountains for a weekend of drinking regular water in plastic bottles, they become hunted by an aluminum can of mountain water that is dead set on murdering their thirsts and recycling their souls.

Once cracked open, no thirst is safe from Liquid Death. After ritually killing and dismembering its thirst victims, this brutal can of water uses the severed body parts of dead thirsts to build itself a flesh suit which it uses as a disguise to get a job in marketing. But Liquid Death never takes the job. It just murders a bunch more thirsts instead.⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣

 

Thirst Massacre Poster (Limited Edition)

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Limited-Edition "Thirst Massacre" Poster (250 prints) 14x24 //
Designed by Steelberg

Nothing can prepare your thirst for the horror of Liquid Death Mountain Water.⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣

When a group of teenagers set off into the mountains for a weekend of drinking regular water in plastic bottles, they become hunted by an aluminum can of mountain water that is dead set on murdering their thirsts and recycling their souls.

Once cracked open, no thirst is safe from Liquid Death. After ritually killing and dismembering its thirst victims, this brutal can of water uses the severed body parts of dead thirsts to build itself a flesh suit which it uses as a disguise to get a job in marketing. But Liquid Death never takes the job. It just murders a bunch more thirsts instead.⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣⁣