Exclusive Death Sock
They say you can’t put a price on an eternal soul. But you also can’t do much with it until you’re dead. So why not trade it in right now for a super premium pair of socks from an edgy beverage company? Made with 100% sock material, these Exclusive Death Socks are the rarest socks in the world because they’re only available to Liquid Death Country Club Members who have sold us their souls in a legally binding contract for all of eternity. If you haven’t already, sell us your soul now here.