Dehydration Detector 9000

Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 39 reviews
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$10.00
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Description

Digital download does not include a sticker. 

The 4th of July is the most dehydrated holiday of the year. That’s why we invented The Dehydration Detector 9000. This revolutionary scientific advancement melds cutting edge pee-reading technology with an easy-to-use jpeg. Just download The Dehydration Detector 9000 to your mobile device or affix the sticker to any urinal, forearm, or friend’s bathroom wall. Now, no matter where you are, simply match the color of your stream and see how much more Liquid Death you need.

Details
  • 6"W x 2.4"H
  • Durable vinyl material that will work for applying to skateboards, urinals, etc.

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Reviewed by Tyler H.
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Rated 5 out of 5

Pretty sick!

I've been throwing these up everywhere. Hopefully it helps people drink more water

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Rated 5 out of 5

Urine luck to have these available to save your life!

One look at these dehydration detector 9000 and you will thank your mother's neighbor that it informs you when your Thirst Murdering in in need of an upgrade! These will save your life as they inform you when you need to get your butt in gear and buy more Liquid Death!!

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Reviewed by Marcelo H.
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Rated 5 out of 5

DEHYDRATION DETECTOR 9000

Just a great really helps me know my liquid death intake. Shows that I need about 5 cans of liquid death to stay hydrated 🔥

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Rated 5 out of 5

Exploits of Mild Vandalism continued.

There I was in the quagmire quadrant. Lost, my ship damaged. I had run out of options and time.

My dehydration detector 8000 was completely fried. I had taken some damage in the battle of moist.

On the run, I made for the nearest base. Hopefully I could make it before my parched frame dehydrated and turned to dust and joined my dead comrades on this plain of dust and ruin.

I traveled for three days and mights through the still and arid lands. There, before me in the distance, could it be? The base? I'm almost there.....or was I?

Dehydration Detector 9000

Better than the 8000

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Reviewed by Ricky C.
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Rated 5 out of 5

Best gift ever

Gave it to a bunch of my friends and they all loved it !!

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