Death Toll Corduroy Hat

$34.00

Description Details
Made from the extra soft hide of sacrificial unicorns, our corduroy Death Toll Hat functions like a disguise. At first glance, your thirst sees the soft hat and thinks you might play a long jam-band guitar solo. But then you unexpectedly pull a chainsaw out of your guitar case and brutally cut your thirst in half at the waist.

BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE...