Death Saloon Hat
Back in 1955, the marketing director of Liquid Death learned about the death of his dear friend Doctor Dick Trickle in the year 1885 and had to travel back in time to save him. With no fuel readily available for their time machine, the two had to figure out how to escape the Old West before the Doc was murdered. Their solution was to open a Liquid Death saloon where they would sell water instead of whiskey. Then, they would use the money they made to rent a train to push the time machine up to its necessary speed to time travel. Unfortunately, the plan failed and both men were murdered in the saloon by outlaws. But now you can own this exact replica of the actual bar merch they tried to sell back in 1885.