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Bottle Slaughter Dad Hat

$30.00

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Break out the microwave dinners, move over that one beer in the otherwise empty fridge, and prepare yourself for a string of endless disappointments because the Bottle Slaughter Dad Hat is here. Made harnessing the raw power of yacht rock, very old underwear, and all that energy saved by turning off light bulbs, this dad hat is the perfect baldness cover whether you’re a dad yourself or just a deadbeat naturally.

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