Ancient Death Tee

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Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 11 reviews
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This season’s hottest new look is a 5,000-year-old evil spirit. We collaborated with artist Florian Bertmer to bring to life this ancient demon (often referred to in human tongue as “Dennis”) and put it on a shirt to commemorate its famously brutal legacy of the Murder Party Crusades where it decapitated the thirsts of over 3 million peasants during its centuries-long reign of terror.

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Reviewed by Michael C.
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Rated 5 out of 5

The Best…Around

Probably the best Ancient Death Tee offered. Probably.

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One of the best designs from yinz!

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Great!

It's great, and it makes me feel swell about murdering my thirst. Nice work.

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Gave it away

Such a nice shirt I gave it to my father as soon as he laid eyes on it. Meaning he stared at it, mouth agape, and said “that’s for me right” as he claimed it.

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Nice

Really nice looking tee

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