O Grim REAPER oF DEATHHHHH, DEAR!!!
How's about some X-TREE LG "PIRATES-OF-DEATH" BEACH TOWELS to go wit dat dere YACHT???? Ye parched, craven, toothless, feculent, SCALLAWAGG'N Marketer of DeathWATER???
Arrrgh!! . . . an' more of dem dere "DEATHY BAHAMA BUTTON-UP'S" fer me blimey, Stinkin', SUMMER-LOVIN' yeller-Bellied Crew!! Garrrgh!!! Curses fer yer SELLIN' THREW dem Barnacle-Blast'n RAGS in the FIRST place, ye COUNTRY-CLUB LOVIN' Peddler of DEATH2PLASTIC BOOTY!!!
Avast!! WHILE YER AT IT. . . conjure up a SEVERED LIME POLO fer me own bounty, ye plastic-killin', thirst-murderin' Rogue: sm black-on-black "Liquid Death" text logo on front, please; w/ SEVERED LIME GLORY full-back, fer dem dat trail . . .
. . . the CANS-OF-DEATH!!!!
— MURDER CITY YACHT PIRATE —
ps: AArRGGHHHH!!!!