Life-Size Executioner

Rated 5.0 out of 5
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$64.00
$64.00
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64.75 inch tall limited-edition cardboard cutout. No assembly required. Just flip a few flaps and this can-headed barbarian is standing in your living room, bedroom, or dungeon, in a matter of seconds.

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Reviewed by Michael C.
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Rated 5 out of 5

Keeps my LD safe

I have the executioner set up next to my fridge of LD. It does an excellent job intimidating anyone looking to grab some of my LD without me knowing. Only problem I have now is that I’ve accumulated 12 murder heads and have no place to store them.

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Reviewed by Joseph R.
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Rated 5 out of 5

Awesome birthday gift

Got it for one of my buddies and he loved it

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Rated 5 out of 5

Awesome!

Will go up in my streaming room

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Rated 5 out of 5

I love it

This guy watches me while I work from home. A friendly reminder to murder my thirst is always appreciated.

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This Cardboard Is The Best Purchase of My Life

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