I got home and they were in the mailbox. I ripped the package open and gave one to my brother-in-law who'd been patiently waiting on with sausage pizza for his wife to get out of the Paul McCartney concert. He asked why the nipples were pierced, but I haven't told him yet that they're eyes... EYES ON THE NIPPLES!! TELL YOUR NIPPLES TO STOP STARING AT MY EYES!!!
|Against my skin, the material feels like||
Rated 1 out of 5
|This fits like||
Rated 5 out of 5
|Who was the first to stop you and comment on it?||
Rated 3 out of 5