The Death Dispenser

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$5,800.00
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$5,800.00
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Rated 4.8 out of 5
Based on 6 reviews
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The Death Dispenser is the ultimate accessory to any home, office, or correctional facility. Each of these official Liquid Death vending machines is custom-built and comes with 20 cases of stone-cold Liquid Death mountain water. With this one-of-a-kind vending machine in your home, you don't even need a personality to be loved by others.

  • Choose from cash/coin operation or free vend only.
  • Lead time: 15-18 weeks for a single unit
  • Capacity: 300 cans of thirst-murdering Liquid Death
  • Shipping weight: 660 lbs
  • Dimensions: 72' x 39.5" x 35

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average rating 4.8 out of 5
Based on 6 reviews
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Reviewed by A.T.
Rated 5 out of 5

RIP to my thirst

I knew something was wrong with me but I didn’t know what it was. Every day I would wake up, Thirsty; Every night I would go to sleep the same, Thirsty. That poor bastard didn’t know what was coming, but then again I didn’t either. But what I do know is that every month I go to the cemetery and pay my condolences.. to my murdered thirst.

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Rated 5 out of 5

Invitation to mass death

Just buy it ! Then invite me over for extreme hydration !

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Rated 4 out of 5

I hope this existed

Read the description it does not match the Photo . In the photo it takes cc including no contact swipe and has antenna. Description states cash or feee only read so you not disappointed

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Poob

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Missed awfultunity

You were six pounds away from immortality

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