The Death Dispenser

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$5,800.00
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$5,800.00
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Rated 4.8 out of 5
Based on 5 reviews
5 Opinions from Randos

The Death Dispenser is the ultimate accessory to any home, office, or correctional facility. Each of these official Liquid Death vending machines is custom-built and comes with 20 cases of stone-cold Liquid Death mountain water. With this one-of-a-kind vending machine in your home, you don't even need a personality to be loved by others.

  • Choose from cash/coin operation or free vend only.
  • Lead time: 8-10 weeks for a single unit
  • Capacity: 300 cans of thirst-murdering Liquid Death
  • Shipping weight: 660 lbs
  • Dimensions: 72' x 39.5" x 35

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Reviewed by Jeremy O.
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Rated 5 out of 5

Invitation to mass death

Just buy it ! Then invite me over for extreme hydration !

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Rated 4 out of 5

I hope this existed

Read the description it does not match the Photo . In the photo it takes cc including no contact swipe and has antenna. Description states cash or feee only read so you not disappointed

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Rated 5 out of 5

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Rated 5 out of 5

Missed awfultunity

You were six pounds away from immortality

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Reviewed by Liam
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Rated 5 out of 5

A Massacre of Hydration

Delivered swiftly and with great fervor by a mob of goblins carrying the Death Dispenser on a flaming palenquin. Without even having been installed, the liquid death vending machine spat fresh, cold cans of pristine mountain water into the hands of myself and my 299 comrades, satisfying everyone in what can only be described as a massacre of hydration. 8/10

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