Country Club Membership

Rated 4.9 out of 5
Based on 81 reviews
81 Opinions from Randos
Regular price
$125,000.00
Sale price
$125,000.00
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One time cash fee for membership. Or you can waive the cash fee and sell your soul instead to become a member.

Opinions from Randos

average rating 4.9 out of 5
Based on 81 reviews
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Reviewed by coen
Rated 5 out of 5

God in your hands

I think that every person should be sentenced to this club because this is godly.

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Reviewed by Ellen D.
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Rated 5 out of 5

Definitely worth forfeiting my soul

Why wouldn't you want to forfeit your soul? All the coolest kids are doing it. PEER PRESSURE!

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Reviewed by Shameless Grace
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Rated 5 out of 5

I wasn't even using it

I decided to go sober today. I needed some kind of ceremony to solidify it..... this was it. Thanks for taking my soul off my hands. It was getting to be a real bummer.

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Reviewed by Nicholle F.
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Rated 5 out of 5

What about us broke ass gingers?

I'm a natural redhead, so I don't have a soul to sell... Is there a third option?

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Reviewed by Nathan
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Rated 5 out of 5

Soul?

Honestly who needs a soul? Decapitating thirst feels so much better!

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