These pants are awesome and you need to buy a pair. The design, the lettering, all very excellent. Not purchasing could result in danger of flunking most heinously at all future endeavors.

The Judas Priest-esque logo is amazing!

Let me start off by saying that I own MANY pairs of pants! Most of them (arguably) acceptable to be found dead in.

This is the first pair of pants that’s threatened to do the job themselves.

Due to ongoing litigation between the sweatpants’ legal council and the store-brand pizza roll representing me, I’m unable to elaborate further

but be assured that these pants are so sick that even months of extensive (expensive) study of their atomic make-up would not make them any more fresh to death.

Quality material, soft. The medium is the medium you'd want in sweats- a lil bigger. Perfect.

First impression was well made, butt kicking design, incredibly soft.

POCKETS! Hip and one in the back

No itchy tag in awkward places. I wish I had more legs for a reasonable excuse to get another pair!