No Brainer Wearable Tech
No Brainer Wearable Tech
No Brainer Wearable Tech
No Brainer Wearable Tech
No Brainer Wearable Tech

Limited Edition 

Army of the Dead directed by Zach Snyder is now live on Netflix. In anticipation, we hired the best minds in science and fashion to create this wearable cold temperature tech that hides your warm brains from zombies. Because it’s the heat, not the meat, that zombies crave.

  • Fashionable, lightweight neoprene helps keep cans colder for longer.
  • Holds 4 ice-cold cans* of Liquid Death that create a ring of coldness around your warm brains that will confuse the thermal vision of most zombies.
  • Adjustable strap for any brains of all sizes.
  • Easy one-time only payment of $12

You can get your very own limited-edition No Brainer for FREE when you buy 2 or more cases of Liquid Death. Just add 2 cases of LD and a No Brainer to your cart and use code NOBRAINER at checkout.

*cans of Liquid Death are sold separately

No Brainer Wearable Tech

Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 56 reviews
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Limited Edition 

Army of the Dead directed by Zach Snyder is now live on Netflix. In anticipation, we hired the best minds in science and fashion to create this wearable cold temperature tech that hides your warm brains from zombies. Because it’s the heat, not the meat, that zombies crave.

  • Fashionable, lightweight neoprene helps keep cans colder for longer.
  • Holds 4 ice-cold cans* of Liquid Death that create a ring of coldness around your warm brains that will confuse the thermal vision of most zombies.
  • Adjustable strap for any brains of all sizes.
  • Easy one-time only payment of $12

You can get your very own limited-edition No Brainer for FREE when you buy 2 or more cases of Liquid Death. Just add 2 cases of LD and a No Brainer to your cart and use code NOBRAINER at checkout.

*cans of Liquid Death are sold separately

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Reviewed by John F.
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Rated 5 out of 5
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The most worthless piece of equipment I own. Fuck yeah!

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The shit

Fun and cool

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MY brains are safe

Now my brains will be protected form the inevitable zombie apocalypse and in dire need I can have a cold beverage to quench my thirst.

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Cool little nicknack

It’s amazing when it comes to your head. Putting 4 LQ on your head can be heavy to balance so be on the lookout for that. Murder your thirst my friends.

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Odd

Weird but I love it.

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