Death Toll Corduroy Hat
Death Toll Corduroy Hat
Death Toll Corduroy Hat
Death Toll Corduroy Hat
Death Toll Corduroy Hat
Death Toll Corduroy Hat
Death Toll Corduroy Hat
Death Toll Corduroy Hat

Death Toll Corduroy Hat

Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 31 reviews
31 Opinions from Randos
$34.00
$34.00
  • One Size
Description
Made from the extra soft hide of sacrificial unicorns, our corduroy Death Toll Hat functions like a disguise. At first glance, your thirst sees the soft hat and thinks you might play a long jam-band guitar solo. But then you unexpectedly pull a chainsaw out of your guitar case and brutally cut your thirst in half at the waist.
Details
  • Unstructured 5-panel flat brim snapback hat
  • 100% cotton corduroy
  • One size fits most

Opinions from Randos

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Based on 31 reviews
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Reviewed by Kimberly S.
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Rated 5 out of 5

Corduroy That Kills

Everyone that looks at this hat is dead. They died from envy. The only reason I haven’t been arrested is because law enforcement dies immediately upon seeing said hat.

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Rated 5 out of 5

\m/ love this hat

People keep asking to touch the hat because of the material. The fit is a little "big" or baggy.

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Reviewed by Bryan B.
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Rated 5 out of 5

Awesome hat

It’s made with great material!

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Reviewed by Jacob B.
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Rated 5 out of 5

Sick hat

Really cool hat. I could literally wear this everyday.

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Reviewed by Anthony S.
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Rated 5 out of 5

Pink corduroy

Fuckin rips

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