Death Rider Belt Buckle

Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 2 reviews
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$28.00
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$28.00
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Our scientists have once again done the impossible. They’ve created a new technology that can fasten or “buckle” your belt. Be among the first people in history to not use suspenders and a barrel to cover your lower body with our patent pending “belt buckle.”

The buckle features terrifying skulls to remind you that if your pants accidentally fall down in the wrong public place, you could end up in prison where you have a 17% chance of being killed.

Belt not included.

  • Buckle size is 2.5" by 3.5"
  • The level of burnishing on each buckle is individual and will vary.

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Reviewed by Captain C.
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Rated 5 out of 5

Great way to keep your pants on

You're probably at home wearing sweat pants and don't need a belt but buy this anyway.

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Rated 5 out of 5

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This buckle (along with a belt you won't provide) will help keep my pants up. The fine folks at the 7-11 in Burbank will no longer have to see my hairy nuts.

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