Bottle Slaughter Dad Hat
Bottle Slaughter Dad Hat
Bottle Slaughter Dad Hat
Bottle Slaughter Dad Hat
Bottle Slaughter Dad Hat
Bottle Slaughter Dad Hat
Bottle Slaughter Dad Hat
Bottle Slaughter Dad Hat
Bottle Slaughter Dad Hat
Bottle Slaughter Dad Hat

Bottle Slaughter Dad Hat

Rated 4.8 out of 5
Based on 12 reviews
12 Opinions from Randos
$34.00
$34.00
  • One Size
Description

Break out the microwave dinners, move over that one beer in the otherwise empty fridge, and prepare yourself for a string of endless disappointments because the Bottle Slaughter Dad Hat is here. Made harnessing the raw power of yacht rock, very old underwear, and all that energy saved by turning off light bulbs, this dad hat is the perfect baldness cover whether you’re a dad yourself or just a deadbeat naturally.

Details
  • Unstructured 6-panel low profile dad hat
  • Garment dyed vintage wash
  • Adjustable brass buckle
  • Pre-curved visor
  • 100% cotton twill
  • One size fits most

Opinions from Randos

average rating 4.8 out of 5
Based on 12 reviews
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Reviewed by Todd K.
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Rated 5 out of 5

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Great fit, relaxed look, don’t want to see anyone else wearing it because I’m spiteful and selfish.

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Reviewed by Ryan C.
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Rated 5 out of 5

EXCELLENT DAD HAT EVEN IF YOU'RE NOT A DAD

Perfect fitment for my dad-head even though I am not a dad. Also works for uncles and deadbeats like me.

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Reviewed by Bryan H.
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Rated 5 out of 5

This hat replaced my old hat

Yes that's true. I had one hat, and now I have two hats, and this is now my main hat. I drink water in this hat and promote hydration wherever I go, and I do it in style.

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Reviewed by David L.
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Rated 5 out of 5

Lovely Pink Color

Love the graphic of the bottles sole as it was freed from its vessel.

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Reviewed by Kurtis M.
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Rated 4 out of 5

I dig it but..

I dig it the color is great the quality just feels a little cheap compared to everything I own from LD

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