Murder City Yacht Pants

Rated 4.9 out of 5
Based on 42 reviews
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$68.00
  • 28
  • 30
  • 32
  • 34
  • 36
Description

These pants are so exclusive, only Country Club Members can even look at them. Secret handshakes. Bloodletting rituals in candlelit catacombs. And now, pants. All are instant signifiers that you belong to a secret society. Show the world that no matter what they accomplish, they’ll never come close to actually selling their souls to a water company like you have.

Details
  • Slim straight leg fit
  • 98% cotton, 2% spandex
  • Embroidered Country Club logos
  • All embroideries are unique, so no pair is the same
  • Sizes 28, 30, and 32 waist have a 32-inch inseam
  • Sizes 34 and 36 waist have a 34-inch inseam

Opinions from Randos

average rating 4.9 out of 5
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Reviewed by Sean s.
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Rated 5 out of 5

Print

print is super sick and a very nice material.

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Rated 5 out of 5

please more size 28

these pants are so cute would like a size 28 or smaller soon please

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Rated 5 out of 5

Death pants

Best pants I own love them a lot, really good quality

LIQUID DEATH 🔥🔥

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Rated 5 out of 5

hell, yes.

These were a gift to myself for all the bullshit I put up with as a teacher.

My butt looks unexpectedly phenomenal in these pants. Clearly, only death can make my butt look phenomenal in man pants.

The logo embroidery is horrifically perfect. The look on the middle schoolers face, when they realized what it was, made every penny worth it.

Where have these gigantic pockets been all my life?

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the material was very nice

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