I’m way to lazy to worry about my hair everyday, so this became part of my daily wardrobe

Don’t be scared. It’s the coolest. Sell your soul already.

Good

If you want to communicate to the masses that you are better then they are this is the hat to have. They can never be part of what we are and they will always be jealous of it. This hat is a statement it says “ I’m better then you are and I know it!”

I was looking to replace my trucker from Liquid Death and had my eye on the Twisted Death option, but unfortunately, though I preemptively bought the hat for myself looking to avoid it going out of stock, alas I was too slow. So I chose to replace that with this one. I knew it was not a trucker (I could tell from the photos) but I guess I was hoping it would be pretty similar.

I anticipated this hat greatly, and when it arrived I opened it as soon as I could. I was disappointed at first, but soon, the death magic infiltrated my brain and I fell in love with the headgear. It has this panel in the front that gives it a unique shape. It barely fits on my head, but shaping the bill helps a lot. The image, of course gives a great conversation starter of how I sold my soul to a water company. It's a very unique ball cap and I'm quite happy to have it in my collection. I've been wearing it every day for weeks now.