Exclusive Death Hat

Rated 5.0 out of 5
Based on 39 reviews
39 Opinions from Randos
Regular price
$34.00
Description

Some people just don’t belong. But you do. Because you sold your eternal soul to join one of the most exclusive country clubs on earth. You could either brag about it to every single person you pass by in the street or you could buy this hat.

Details
  • Unstructured 5-Panel Snapback Hat
  • Embroidered Front Artwork
  • Embroidered Rocker Text
  • Woven Clip Label
  • 100% Cotton Twill
  • One Size Fits Most (58cm)

Opinions from Randos

average rating 5.0 out of 5
Based on 39 reviews
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Reviewed by Joey B.
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Rated 5 out of 5

A great conversation piece.

"Oh, this hat? Yeah, I sold my eternal soul to a water company."

There are lots of cool hats out there, but this one lets you say shit like that.

Buy it unless you're content live out your days as some miserable soul-having dork who "just really likes the Green Bay Packers" or whatever your boring ass hat says about you.

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Reviewed by Joel W.
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Rated 5 out of 5

Banging Hat

I felt immediately more cool and more people started talking to me as soon as I put this hat on.

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Reviewed by Troy Paul J.
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Rated 5 out of 5

Better than you!

High quality hat that allows me to showcase that I am better than the peasants that don't have one!

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Reviewed by Brett P.
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Rated 5 out of 5

This hat raised my social status

People used to say "hey, who's that thirsty looking loser? Not anymore. The style, comfort, and quality of this hat let's people know I'm in an exclusive club of well hydrated killers. They understand that 'some people just don't belong'

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Reviewed by Matthew S.
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Rated 5 out of 5

Freakin Sweet

The hat makes you feel (and look) superior in every way

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