I used to leave my house in the finest Italian suits the world had to offer and the people in my neighborhood would throw cabbage and tomatoes at me as I walked by… What can I say? I had no style. People would call me things like Gollum and “hey you big stupid idiot, why don’t you know how to dress yourself properly?” Well I mean, until I bought this Excellent Death T-shirt! Things have been much better lately 😏 Now instead of hurling those aforementioned vegetables at me mercilessly, my neighbors chop them up into a wonderful salad with balsamic vinaigrette dressing and they hand feed them to me while others give me deep tissue massage and shower me with all the compliments my parents never gave me growing up. Thanks Liquid Death, you rock! 🤘🏻

I already own the matching sweatpants and hoodie, and now I have this shirt that I can only describe as "Most Excellent" and "Station."

Used my free shirt coupon code on this shirt. Love it! Gives me Screaming for Vengeance vibes.