Triple Death Sweatshorts

Rated 4.9 out of 5
Based on 34 reviews
34 Opinions from Randos
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Finally, a pair of shorts your grandma will love! Our consumer insights and analytics team discovered that 9 out of 10 senior citizens prefer sparkly gold skulls. And of those, another 87% want their skull’s eye sockets threaded together with a random, snake-like monstrosity. That’s why we partnered with artist Deladeso to create the Triple Death Shorts, designed to give this beloved generation the kind of fresh looks they demand!

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average rating 4.9 out of 5
Based on 34 reviews
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Reviewed by Tony
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Rated 5 out of 5

So comfy

Soft sweatshorts perfect for long conference calls!

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Reviewed by Derik R.
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Rated 5 out of 5

Comfortable enough to die thrice

Great quality and construction. Be warned tho. If you have thunder thighs like mine order a size up! Best shorts to hydrate or die!

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Reviewed by Hayden B.
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Rated 5 out of 5

They sparkle

They are fantastic in every way and that gold really sparkles. I love it. I'm going to get married in these shorts some day.

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Reviewed by Elise S.
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Rated 5 out of 5

Yes

I ordered another pair because my bf is so in love

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Reviewed by Raymond C.
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Rated 4 out of 5

Comfy Fit

Nice fit, great for lounging around!

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