Bogus Death Sweatpants

Rated 4.9 out of 5
Based on 18 reviews
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When two high school buddies named Kill and Dead time traveled for a school history project, they accidentally went to the future and brought back a cyborg death machine and then took him to their local water park where he ended up massacring the thirsts of a bunch of unsuspecting families. Now, all their wyld exploits are commemorated with these Bogus Death Sweatpants.

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average rating 4.9 out of 5
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Reviewed by Seth
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Rated 5 out of 5

definitely not bogus

These pants are awesome and you need to buy a pair. The design, the lettering, all very excellent. Not purchasing could result in danger of flunking most heinously at all future endeavors.

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Reviewed by Ethan S.
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Rated 5 out of 5

Deadly Comfort

The Judas Priest-esque logo is amazing!

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Reviewed by H B.
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Rated 4 out of 5

Pants!

Let me start off by saying that I own MANY pairs of pants! Most of them (arguably) acceptable to be found dead in.

This is the first pair of pants that’s threatened to do the job themselves.

Due to ongoing litigation between the sweatpants’ legal council and the store-brand pizza roll representing me, I’m unable to elaborate further

but be assured that these pants are so sick that even months of extensive (expensive) study of their atomic make-up would not make them any more fresh to death.

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Reviewed by Mel T.
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Rated 5 out of 5

☆☆☆☆☆

Quality material, soft. The medium is the medium you'd want in sweats- a lil bigger. Perfect.

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Reviewed by Andrew A M.
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Rated 5 out of 5

Gnarly design Confy AF

First impression was well made, butt kicking design, incredibly soft.

POCKETS! Hip and one in the back

No itchy tag in awkward places. I wish I had more legs for a reasonable excuse to get another pair!

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